Top of the Oops

So today I am "top of the oops". What the hell is that? Apparently, since I accidentally turn off the faucet for like 1 second, I am granted this honor. Starting every Friday morning, a new oops list begins and whoever is left on the top of the list on Thursday evening must bring snacks for everyone on Friday morning. I suppose Thursdday is the best day to mess up then. But still, I filed a complaint with the department of complaints, but I was unfortunately denied. At least I do not have to observe no negativity day at the same time.